If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.

I could never be a sumo wrestler as I am not fat and do not look forward to pushing huge guys around. But would you want to be this dude?

Man, wouldn't that guy be pissed off? I wouldn't want to piss either of them off.

My brother recently went to Spain on vacation and one of the things he wanted to do was go to Pamplona and see the running of the bulls. Unfortunately, he was unable to get a train ticket. If he did, he could have ended up like this dude:

I wonder how you'd explain THAT to the EMT?

Cheers